Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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