I wanna passion pit in your ass
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
and you fell through a lawn chair
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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