I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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