so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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