You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I have post one night stand depression
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