I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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