They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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