none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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