OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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