i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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