How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
