you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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