I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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