Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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