tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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