I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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