you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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