I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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