I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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