I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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