I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
50% drunk capacity currently
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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