Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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