And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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