ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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