franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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