i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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