Whod you bang
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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