I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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