champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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