Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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