For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
