yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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