Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I lost the right to judge tonight
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Randomize
