chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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