It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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