I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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