I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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