I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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