is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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