this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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