You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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