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(443): View more from Maryland

So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.

(443): View more from Maryland

It breaks. We fall.

(443): View more from Maryland

I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?

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(503): View more from Oregon

when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis

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(661): View more from California

I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.

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i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?

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I was hoping you could tell me..

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