Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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