This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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