This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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