love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Randomize
