That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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