You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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