the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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