last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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