i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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