I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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