When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
should my penis look like a turkey
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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